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23rd-Dec-2005 04:44 pm - Letter to Santa

Even if we get our presents from the Christkind here, I thought I'd broaden my horizon : )

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I gave

vaughn7272000 a kidney (1000 points). In October I gave

masterwolflinks a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I pulled

jamesmarsters15's hair (-5 points). In March I set

busaikko's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last week I bought porn for

vikingknight (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (969 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
MajinSakuko

vaughn727000 really needed the kidney and

masterwolflinks my blood - what can I say? I'm a Samaritan. It might actually be true that I pulled

jamesmarsters15's hair in February, but it might have been March just as well... I'll light a candle for

busaikko's puppy once more - the kitten is on its way to you, スイート-ハート! And well, I might have bought porn for

vikingknight, but I didn't gift it to him...

And the Oracle told me my name means "licker of toads" Dunno why that sounds so familiar...

Tags:test
Mood:predatory
Music:ELO's "Living Thing"

11th-Nov-2005 05:43 am - Update of a mass murderer

The Potion Maker
MajinSakukorium is a translucent, crumbly scarlet powder leeched from the heart of a murderer.
VikingKnightium is a translucent, sandy amber powder gleaned from the belly of an alligator.
Mixing MajinSakukorium with VikingKnightium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a milky violet potion which gives the user protection from twisted plans.
Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

My LiveJournal Sitcom
MajinSakuko's House (WB, 10:30): MajinSakuko (Tom Green) nixes vikingknight (Jenny McCarthy)'s picnic plans. Meanwhile, masterwolflinks (Adam Baldwin) buys lordhellebore (Bernadette Peters) a iguana. Soon afterwards, tabiji (Don Rickles) learns a card trick from busaikko (Jason Behr). Also, vaughn7272000 (Doris Day) dances with jamesmarsters15 (Sharon Stone). Wackiness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

http://www.adcott.net/ljbarcode/

Lighten up your Day

My fairy name is Henrietta Bunny Rabbit Nightingale.
Take What's Your Fairy Name? by badasstronaut today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

And I gave my nickname...

My Your patronus is: Ferret.
Take Reveal Your Ridden Harry-Pottery Patronus today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

Yay!

My next life is stink beetle.
Take what will YOU be re-incarnated as??? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

My sister's already a stinker, so that's not too far-fetched...

Tags:test
Mood:amused

4th-Nov-2005 05:11 am - I hate Online Maths Tests, too

I tried this test to relax after the last quiz and got the following result.

WOW! PERFEKT! Ich verbeuge mich vor deinem Können!

Sie haben 9 von 10 Aufgaben richtig beantwortet.

Im Durchschitt haben die 1495 Surfer, die das Quiz gemacht haben, 5.85 richtige Antworten gegeben.

First of all: She changes the address from "du" to "Sie" in two lines.

And second: 9 out of 10?! I had everything right!

Because: 1 - 2 - 2 - 4 - 8
(a) 32
(b) 12
(c) 16
(d) 30
(e) 10

The solution could be 11, 12 and 32 (and what else, I don't care) How can it be 32...? No, I'm not really interested in that. *goes off to mail the author of that quiz*

Tags:test
Mood:blah
Music:Natasha Bedingfield's "Unwritten"

3rd-Nov-2005 08:32 am - I hate Online IQ tests

Your IQ Is 105

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Above Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Below average? Below average?! I want a German test where I actually have a chance at knowing these stupid things!! read: vocabulary *humpf*